XXXtreme Challenge
Okay, ladies and gents... We're going to take this Summer Challenge to the next level. Yes, I'm on some sort of crack and spent some time thinking up some, well, interesting point busters! [Disclaimer - this list is not to be taken seriously at all!]
Must-Have/Do List for Summer 2006
1) 10 points: Stop the dangerous pattern of being someone's Intellectual Whore! http://www.intellectualwhores.com/whyiw.html
2) 5 points: Buy taser (aka: Veronica Mars!)- to use on creepy people who hit on you
3) 20 points: Invent alternative fuel source, solving the world's oil problem, ending the U.S. dependence on the Middle East, and in the process become extremely rich
4) 15 points: Hunt down Osama Bin Laden (isn't there a bounty out on the guy?) - teach him to love mankind and abandon the need for terrorism
5) 10 points: Get your groove/mojo back
6) 50 points: Get married (extra 10 points if you do it drive-by style in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator as the officiant)
7) 5 points: Start letter writing campaign to your local Congressman/woman
8) 3 points: Become expert on 'The Da Vinci Code' and debate with friends and acqaintances
9) 2 points: Make out your will/finalize life plans/reserve cemetery plot and buy casket so you don't end up like Terri Schiavo
10) 50 points: Be the most active poster on Fabulous Females this summer
Must-Have/Do List for Summer 2006
1) 10 points: Stop the dangerous pattern of being someone's Intellectual Whore! http://www.intellectualwhores.com/whyiw.html
2) 5 points: Buy taser (aka: Veronica Mars!)- to use on creepy people who hit on you
3) 20 points: Invent alternative fuel source, solving the world's oil problem, ending the U.S. dependence on the Middle East, and in the process become extremely rich
4) 15 points: Hunt down Osama Bin Laden (isn't there a bounty out on the guy?) - teach him to love mankind and abandon the need for terrorism
5) 10 points: Get your groove/mojo back
6) 50 points: Get married (extra 10 points if you do it drive-by style in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator as the officiant)
7) 5 points: Start letter writing campaign to your local Congressman/woman
8) 3 points: Become expert on 'The Da Vinci Code' and debate with friends and acqaintances
9) 2 points: Make out your will/finalize life plans/reserve cemetery plot and buy casket so you don't end up like Terri Schiavo
10) 50 points: Be the most active poster on Fabulous Females this summer
posted by Jennifer @ 9:07 AM
3 Comments:
At 6:38 AM, May 23, 2006,
The Prufroquette said…
Hey! How many points for accepting an invitation from a man to go out for coffee?
At 7:35 AM, May 23, 2006,
none said…
ooh... a cofffee date?! Sounds cool.... we really should set up a point system. If nobody is going to, I can do it... and make a spreadsheet or something. Anything to keep busy at work. :) (This is what happens when you finish your main project 3 weeks before leaving).
At 10:34 AM, May 23, 2006,
Anonymous said…
That's at least 10 points, Sarah. =) Jen S
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